Monthly Archives: January 2007

What the Hell?

1. “You’re doing a hell of a job.”2. “I had a hell of a day.”3. “It’s cold as hell in here.”4. “It’s hot as hell in here.”5. “I’ve just been through hell and back.”6. “See you in hell!” One of … Continue reading

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The Ott-Seven Ice Monster

It is often in the wake of a natural disaster or personal catastrophe that a writer shines his brightest. Unfortunately, I’m not a writer. So I’m going to cut through the smarm and go straight for the payoff. But first, … Continue reading

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"OK God, this is the part where you tell me what you want me to do."

I was raised in a denomination that took the “will of God” very seriously. Not only that, it was an allusive, mystical thing that could only be tapped by a certain amount of faith, prayer and spiritual-mindedness. The result was … Continue reading

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